Not A Joke, Totally Serious

Hey, I am a 15 year old boi and tots luking 4 a relation2shit, my qualities are:
-Austistic
-Need To Take A Mint
-Wants Honey Not Money
-Would Die 4 Harambe

Please, if you are looking for these in a partner, then i am da one dont need no gun to get respect off the street.