All Nasir All The Time

Trying to indulge all your Nasir needs (and urges) free of charge*

*after two year monthly $50 subscription fee plus 300% sales tax, a dinner at Applebee's, my monthly expenses and your first born child...no refunds, sales restrictions may apply

SEE WHAT NASIR CAN DO FOR YOU!*

*Nasir and Nasir & Friends are not responsible of liable for any and all injuries, deaths or damage (both emotional and physical) experienced by individuals, collectives, inanimate objects, groups or Ideals. If you experience;
Decreased sexual desire or ability of anyone other than Nasir, failure to discharge semen, Aggressive reactions to flamingos, breast tenderness or enlargement, confusion when trying to learn chaos theory, convulsions, diarrhea, drowsiness, dryness of the mouth, fast talking and excited feelings or actions that are out of control, fever, inability to sit still, increase in body movements, increased sweating, increased thirst, lack of energy, loss of bladder control, mood or behavior changes, muscle spasm or jerking of all extremities, nosebleeds, overactive reflexes, racing heartbeat, red or purple spots on the skin, restlessness, shivering, skin rash, hives, or itching, sudden loss of consciousness, unusual or sudden body or facial movements or postures, unusual secretion of milk (in men), Abdominal or stomach pain, bleeding gums, blindness (both temporary and permanent), blistering, peeling, or loosening of the skin, bloating, blood in the urine, bloody, black, or tarry stools, blue-yellow color blindness, blurred vision, chest pain or discomfort, chills, clay-colored stools, cough or hoarseness, darkened urine, decreased urine output, decreased vision, depressed mood, difficulty with breathing, difficulty with speaking, difficulty with swallowing, drooling, dry skin and hair, sexual attraction to horses, eye pain, fainting, feeling cold, feeling of discomfort, feeling, seeing, or hearing things that are not there, general feeling of discomfort, illness, tiredness, or weakness, hair loss, high fever, high or low blood pressure, hoarseness or husky voice, hostility towards Jacob, increased clotting times, indigestion, inflamed joints, irritability towards Jacob, joint or muscle pain, large, hive-like swelling on the face, eyelids, lips, tongue, throat, hands, legs, feet, or sex organs, lethargy, lightheadedness, loss of appetite, loss of balance control, loss of bladder control, lower back or side pain, muscle aches, right upper stomach pain and fullness, The moon landing was a lie, buy gold buy gold, there is no true god! it is just them trying to control you don't believe the lies!, severe mood or mental changes, schizophrenia, or blisters, tightness in the chest, troubled breathing, twisting movements of the body, twitching, uncontrolled movements, especially of the face, neck, and back, unexplained bleeding or bruising not resulting from domestic abuse, or are just unusually chipper, please contact a moderator of the Nasir & Friends group