Slumlords FTL

So, you've got a high-end computer system with a nice, big LCD HD computer monitor. Your video card can render Lady Gaga down to the most miniscule pore on her lovely face. Your CPU can churn out massive equations and encode huge video files faster than the blink of an eye. You can watch HD movies in your computer's Blu-ray player, and glory in their high resolution and glass-shattering audio tracks. So what do you with all that expensive technology?


PLAY SOME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MONOPOLY ♥♥♥♥♥

We in MFG don't need advanced graphics, orchestral soundtracks, or even keyboards to have a good time! We are the masters of the left click, the sacred technique of our amusements. So go ahead, play Left 4 Dead 2 or Grand Theft Auto 4, with their life-like graphics and studio-recorded voice acting.


We'll just be playing Monopoly over here.