Where the sad go to be sad n' such

Are you lacking in confidence?
Are you finding yourself rejected by EVERYONE?
Have you completely given up on Reddit?
Oh, and are you sad?

Then look no further because happiness is banned here (wrong)

But we got more rules too!

1. ♥♥♥♥ off
2. You gotta not be happy (this isn't true)
3. Music is cool and you have to know that
4. No porn of anykind (for the love of god)
5. No swearing around the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ piece of ♥♥♥♥ kids
6. Your needs do not surpass the lord Tango's so shutup (again, not really)
7. 42

We accept anyone cuz I'm that lonely

Have no fun!

Oh yeah:
Members only, hyponotizers
Move through the room like ambulance drivers