MOIST ARMY TAKES OVER WORLD

Well, my fellow moist folk. You are in the moist republic. An official group for the moist kind and the official group for OobieStew (trademark)
We are the moist lords. You can find us in your organic bins. Or in your armpits. Or on the leafs of the Amazon jungle. We think the word moist is funny so that's why we say it a lot. I mean who doesn't like to say moist. Saying moist makes your mouth moist. It's probably the perfect word. It's totally relevant and not relevant at the same time. A hidden meme, if you will. We are the memes that will never die. Not to be confused with the moist peasants. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dirty moist peasants trying to leach off our monarchy.