Here lies the underwater fortress of the Mighty Buxom Dolphins

In an uncharted area of sea, in the deep blue of the Caribbean lies a group of hearty stalwart warriors. In our territory we are free to roam and ravage whomever we please, such is the life of a dolphin. Our domain is ever expanding and soon we shall put our moist fins on the filthy soil of Florida. Join us and together we can wipe that scourge into the briney deep and dance upon their wrinkly middle-aged flesh patties.


This is also where we schedule our raids on measly villages too close to shore. If you happen to acompany us on our adventures of dolphin badassery be sure to bring a light snack, we swim a lot.