"I do not fail, my team does."

This is a group for "pro" players who never fails.

It is physically IMPOSSIBLE for these players to fall behind on scores or get wiped.
The word "losing" does not apply to them, period.
To them, winning a game on the internet is as much a sure thing as Christmas being on the 25 of December.

They do not have a ego problem, they are just extremely confident in their own prowess.
In the rare occasion that these players aren't running circles around their opponents,
one or more, or even all of the following conditions must apply.

1. I am pro, but my teammates are noobs.
2. I am pro, but my team is not working for me.
3. I am pro, but my team is not listening to my edicts.
4. I am pro, but my team is not doing exactly what I say.
5. I am pro and telepathic, but my team isn't exacting my will.
6. I am pro, but you baddies are just way to stacked.
7. My team is sucking donkey balls.

Being über "pro" at online gaming, these players will not dignify putting themselves in such rare (but wrong) situations.
Once declaring their team unworthy, these players are free to do the following.

1. Rage Quitting. My team does not deserve me.
2. Team switching Me old team sucks, let me help your team.
3. Team killing I am failing on purpose to show that I do not care.
4. Standing still ^ ^ ^
5. DoS the server If I don't get to win, no one gets to win.
6. Suicide My team is unworthy, they don't deserve me, so I shall kill myself to show that I do not give a flying ♥♥♥♥.

They are not "mad", they are simply proving a point.
These are well trained professionals, what they do should be seen as right as the rain.