Here at Metaboiz™, we promise a cancerous community certain to instill numerous psychological ailments including PTSD, schizophrenia, suicidal depression, and more!

We hope to provide each and every game an AIDS-inducing meta to call its own. By volunteering for an internship here at Metaboiz™ corporation, you're helping our cause by doing the labor we high-ups are far too obese to do.




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