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9:53 PM - Gebobus: yea
9:53 PM - Gebobus: or maybe just retarded
I pray to Zato the meme god each night. "Memes are love" I say, "Memes are life."
My dad hears me and calls me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion
to memes. I called him a ♥♥♥♥.
He hits me and sends me to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
It's Zato! I was so happy.
He whispers in my ear "This is my meme."
He grabs me with his meme hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for Zato.
He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much,
but I do it for doge. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering.
I want to please Zato. He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt
with his memes. My dad walks in.
Zato looks him straight in the eye and says, "lol4"
Zato leaves through my window.
Memes are love. Memes are life.