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Your iron cuts but my Fist subjugates.

Go out in a blaze of glory, Your body is the weapon.

Run away children of iron, the Grim Reaper stands with its Fist

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Giveaway

9 October, 2013 - anno gamer | 27 Comments

BOTH NUMBERS HAVE BEEN GUESSED, THERE WILL BE MORE GIVEAWAYS IN THE FUTURE. YOU CAN STILL WIN THE SCREENSHOT THINGY A LITTLE BIT BELOW THIS MESSAGE.

Men.

We hit 300 member because of one of my biggest buddies, my very own Cuddle Comrade: CuddleBundles.

Now.
The last giveaway still hasn't been won by anyone, so it's time for sudden death mode.

I've picked 2 numbers between 1 and 20, including 1 and 20. Whoever guesses one of the numbers wins either Borderlands 2 or Saints Row 3.

You may only guess once.

And for extra funsies, whoever can send me the funniest screenshot (must be of Chivalry) will win a nice (not too expensive :P) indie game of your choice.

Good luck buddies.

WIN COUNTER: Both games has been guessed, check Ḻŏяd $щaḡ Ƒøx, Ćuήţ Ḉrusheя™'s comment for info on that.

THE CHIVALRY DRINKING GAME!!!!111!

10 August, 2013 - Hark Scrumpy | 5 Comments

THIS IS THE RESULT OF ME WATCHING THIS VIDEO http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wepbEH05cvE
AND SAYING CHALANGE EXEPTED! (i made it in 56 seconds still pritty good)
THE FOLLOWING CHAT WITH TURTLEBUNDLES WAS JUST AS DRUNK AND INCOHERENT AS THIS BECAUSE I HAD THAT CHAT ABOUT AN HOUR AGO!
IN THIS CHAT THE SUBJECT OF THE CHIVALRY DRINKING GAME CAME TO MIND AND MY DRUNK MIND STARTED ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ OUT PURE GOLD!
(the character limit prevents me from posting the whole chatlog:( )

14:35 - FUKD and BOMBD: 3 drinks if you find a mapglitch/ get stuck in the map

14:35 - FUKD and BOMBD: take 1 if your face feals numb

14:36 - FUKD and BOMBD: take 2 if thay have penetrated our rear flank

14:36 - FUKD and BOMBD: take 1 per objective done

14:37 - FUKD and BOMBD: take 1 per fist kill (dosent count in tavern)

14:37 - FUKD and BOMBD: take 2 if either party gets face fisted into little bits

14:41 - FUKD and BOMBD: take 3 evrythime a MMA thretants to tickle someones catastrphy

14:42 - FUKD and BOMBD: take 1 evry time you headshot someone witha short spear (i will be smashed FAST)

14:46 - FUKD and BOMBD: take 2 per actualy killing somthing with a sling
(14:47 - Omnipotent TurtleBundles: ♥♥♥♥ I'd be wasted in 10 minutes)

14:47 - FUKD and BOMBD: take 2 per booting someone into map hazard

14:58 - FUKD and BOMBD: take 1 if you kill 3 people with one shot from the catapult (if teamkilled any take 16 drinks)

14:59 - FUKD and BOMBD: if spectral eccho appears take 3

15:00 - FUKD and BOMBD: if unlock weapon or rank up take 3

15:00 - FUKD and BOMBD: if you take an amazing screenshot
15:00 - FUKD and BOMBD: take 1
15:01 - FUKD and BOMBD: like this one heare
15:01 - Omnipotent TurtleBundles: Shoow meee
15:01 - FUKD and BOMBD: aaa dam it
15:01 - FUKD and BOMBD: wait
15:02 - FUKD and BOMBD: http://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=133755931
15:02 - Omnipotent TurtleBundles: Wonderful

15:04 - FUKD and BOMBD: take 2 if you sucsesfully kick a remoseless teamkiller

15:05 - FUKD and BOMBD: take 3 if you kick the apple seller to death
15:05 - FUKD and BOMBD: or if your on the sever when someone kills him

15:06 - FUKD and BOMBD: take 2 if you stab soneone in the balls with any of the dagger/knifes
15:06 - FUKD and BOMBD: one for each ball see

15:08 - FUKD and BOMBD: take 1 if you top the scoreboard for doing objectives even if your k/d ratio is truely ♥♥♥♥

15:08 - FUKD and BOMBD: take 3 if YOU ARE A PIRATE
15:09 - FUKD and BOMBD: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86InpTyB3mw
15:10 - Omnipotent TurtleBundles: YOU ARR A PIRATE
15:11 - FUKD and BOMBD: allso take 0.3 if SIR RUBBER AHOI
15:11 - FUKD and BOMBD: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMxm8nHwOxg
15:11 - Omnipotent TurtleBundles: HUEHEUHEUHUEUHEE

Take the amount of drinks corresponding to the amount of people you manage to fit on the sign post in tavern. My record was 5 so it has to be at least 6 for you to drink up!

Take 3 if you are damaged by a shot from the ballista, yet somehow survive (it happened to me once)

feel free to suggest more in comments.
the moral of the story is i guess:
14:32 - FUKD and BOMBD: man you ♥♥♥♥ with the huntsmaster and he ♥♥♥♥♥ you up
14:32 - Omnipotent TurtleBundles: Worth it
14:32 - Omnipotent TurtleBundles: The master of the hunt is worth it
14:33 - FUKD and BOMBD: if i hadent just taken a salvo of jager bombs id call you all sorts of names for suggesting that THAT was worth it