u wanna fuqqin go m8? i graduated top of class from the navy seals, i'll have you know i have over three hundred confirmed kills and i

********THIS IS AN AMBER ALERT********
WE ARE CURRENTLY ISSUING AN AMBER ALERT
FOR ANIME_CLUB MEMBER KYLE_KAWAII
WE BELIEVE HIS LAST SEEN LOCATION WAS A LARGE
SHEET METAL WAREHOUSE ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF
GREENVILLE, SC LABELLED 'SNEAKER WAREHOUSE'
********THIS IS AN AMBER ALERT********

what is an anime? here at the anime technical information bureau (tm) thats the question that we're seeking an answer for. some possible variations of a solution we've found to this mysterious jogo of a problem include:
• a masturbatory aide
• some kind of arcane demonic ritual
• a pagan harvest prayer
and finally
• a device created by the japanese in order to attract immigrants to their country to keep their population from becoming too low
or maybe its just a tv show, we haven't ruled that out yet.
we also do car insurance, but only for kyle
(dont speed kids)