We are the followers of the mighty Dark Lord Kumo

Thine Five Commandeths:
I - Thou shalt not weareth garments
II - Thou shalt praise thine Lord
III - One must be cleansed of their sins by the Lord
IV - Any disobeyers of thine Lord must be punished or burn eternally
V - If thou findeth a bucket-like helm, one must bestow the offering to the Lord