BANG! just kidding.

-Deadpool once punched a man so hard he broke into little pieces, so Deadpool glued him back together and did it again

-Deadpool and Chuck Norris once had a face off, and Chuck Norris shed a tear because Deadpool kicked him in the crotch so hard

-Spiderman said that Deadpool should have a mute button, so Deadpool made one and then smashed it over spidey's skull, killing him

-Godzilla attacked Dedpool, but he shot him and Godzilla died 7 times

-Stan Lee had a heart attack, so Deadpool jumped out of his comic and revived him

-Deadpool can exit his comic book anytime he wants too, he chooses to stay their, as the human population as we know it would take a dramatic decrease

-someone once shot Deadpool, so he took the bullet out and threw it back at him

-Deadpool can die, he just thinks it's a sign of weakness so he doesn't

-Deadpool has taken several arrows to the knee, but then pops out of the computer, removes them, and puts them into the leg of whoever writes that joke, including me.

-Deadpool and Pinkie Pie hang out on a regular basis, and he finds all that clop to her and her friends and make them suffer

-Deadpool's fanbase is so massive it extends to every other planet in the universe.

-Deadpool has his own religion created by his followers, the religion being the largest one on the planet, people decide not to acknowledge this, mostly because they are a buch of hipster bastards

-the natural enemy of Deadpool is a troll

-Deadpool doesn't hurt innocents because he sees it as a big joke to hurt the guilty, and we all know how much he loves jokes

-Whenever Deadpool loses a fight, it's because he let the other guy win, he's just that nice

god i love deadpool