We are the Church of the Worm

We at the Church of the Worm are devoted to peace and guidence, we practice these with methods such as practicing are skill with the 'Weapon of the Worm" furious chanting about the "Great Worm God" and eating dirt.

The daily routines of a "Great Worm Worshiper"

3:00 am Wake up

3:30 am Eat dirt for "first dinner"

3:45 am Get dresed in the "silkworm" Robes

4:00 am Go to "Church of the Worm"

4:45 am Dig hole for "The Great Worm"

5:00 am Bury "nonbelivers" in sed hole

5:30 am Tend to "Guardian of The Worm"

6:00 am Open packet of "sacret worm eggs" you got from church

6:30 am Watch Worms hatch from eggs

8:00 am Wisper Secret verce to worms

8:00 am Wait for worm to grow larger

9:30 am Wait for worm to grow into huge worm

10:00 am Make sure you're worm has transformed into a queen worm

11:00 am Lead your Queen Worm to a new neighberhood to take over

12:00 am Wait for your Queen Worm to lay eggs in new neighberhood

1:30 pm Eat Dirt for "second dinner"

1:45 pm Prey to "God Worm"

3:00 pm Chant infront of landmark

3:35 pm Feed worms

5:00 pm Practice with "the Weapon of the Worm"

6:00 pm Go outside and "Shoot nonbelivers" with "the Weapon of the Worm"

6:30 pm Summon "Great Worm" to help with Guardening for next day

7:00 pm Watch "Worm Opproved Shows" on TV

7:30 pm Eat Dirt for third Dinner

8:00 pm Go to "Silk Worm Bed"

Repeat.



ENJOY YOUR STAY AT THE CHURCH OF THE WORM!!!