Lemon Brotherhood

We are the servants of Lemonade, renown guardians of the Citrus lore. Those, who stand to question our ancient methods are to be set to live as blind eunuchs, those, who stand to offend our purpose are set to choke in their ancestors blood. Only Lemon Fire can decide if you are to be allowed to uncover our secrets and become one of our kind. Once you are chosen to become a brother, there is no turning back. You will endure great spiritual journeys, after which you will be given the elder knoweledge we are so proud to keep. Some are to say this is a Cult. Some are to be right. Members of this Cult are to participate in endless sodomy and ritual orgies far beyond mortal understanding. Some are to say we are not men. Some are to be right. For we are not men, we call ourselves snomels. If you are to be affraid of us, you are to be wise. By any means, do not ♥♥♥♥ with us. If you ♥♥♥♥ with us, bad things will happen. That kind of things that are not to be proud of. Such is the will of the Lemon, and you cannot change it. You can only walk away, and that is what you should do. If you are reading this while not having any relation with our purpose, you are already walking on thin ice. Think about your loved ones. Do you want them to loose you? I think the answer is no. So you better stop spying on other peoples steam groups, you ♥♥♥♥.

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3 March, 2015 - Jar Jar Drinks 🥃 | 1 Comments

I dont know what to think about what just happened, I am shocked myself. Titus/Viktor was always a good, loayal, caring, devoted member to our group. Let us remember him that way. Some of you might think that this signals hard times coming uppon The Lemon Bros. But I wouldnt give much thought about that. I would like to thank Hobo Joe for his participation in boosting the morale of our members with a motivational video. In case you havent seen it yet, heres the link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGOQfLFzJj8 And remember, we are in this for fun, we are here to have a cool group at our side. Be friendly with each other, chiv friendly with each other, and may the Lemon Force be with you ! And by all means, dont hesitate adding each other to friends and playing together too, because, hell, this is why me and Gendo made this group. We dont add scrubs or ♥♥♥♥♥ to this, you know.

I'm Leaving This Clan.

2 March, 2015 - Nipple Biting Rat | 2 Comments

What do we do? Seriously, what do we do? I know, this clan has anti-tryhard ideals but, that's pretty much it. A place for non-tryhards to meet? I think not. I haven't once played with any of the members that were not previously on my friends list and in fact, I even lost one because of this.

I'm sorry but this clan has been more of a pain in the arse than a fun idea for me so I'm out.

I grudgingly leave my resignation as this clan is not worth being in.

I urge others to do the same because you're not gonna get any better at games form this and the number of times that you actually play with other members is minimalistic.