We clutch.

We're above and beyond you normal scumbags. We do ♥♥♥♥ like dropping phones into hot-tubs, getting three kills off a random noob tube in the beginning of a match in MW2, and dominating BKs in Halo 3 25 to two. We're not tryhards. We're just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awesome.

Yeah. We're that cool.