We rake. We kill. We taunt.

We Three Rakes, we kill a lot. No one is safe from our onslaught. If a grudge you bear, then best beware, For garden rakes know no mercy. Our first brave knight, he's got it right, he dons a rubber glove. The second man, he's super fast, Nobody has surpassed. The third, they say, his ego outweighs any room for skill. Together the three, began the team, And from thereon the club was born.

We're kinda like the Three Musketeers, Three Stooges, and the Three Little Kittens wrapped into one. Also add a large dose of murder, then you're golden.