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THEE TALE OF THEE CUPS PART 2

12 March, 2015 - Yacobe | 0 Comments

So our hero, Slap Willy finished up his business and knew that he had to start this quest right away. Although the message was very vague he knew a good bit about cups because of his stay in Russia. Let me tell ya, they know a thing or 2 about a cup. So, he knew that the message was leading him to the orphanage down the street from there. The next stop was there because he was aware of the child that shoved a cup up his own ass. So, he went there and he told the head of the orphanage that he needed the cups. She told him that he would need to have a massive, dirty orgy with all of the orphans before she would tell him where the cups are.

Final part coming soon to theatres

THEE TALE OF THE CUPS. INSTALMENT 1 OUT OF 3.

7 March, 2015 - Yacobe | 0 Comments

This is a ye' old tale of Slap Willy's journey to get the cups.

So happy go lucky Slap Willy was on his way to the morgue for his daily vicious fisting of an old dead lady. He got to the morgue, and initiated in fisting an old dead lady viciously. As he was fisting her, he noticed that note fell right out of her ♥♥♥♥♥ and fell on to his rock hard, yet small (3 inches to be exacted) fully erect boner. He picked up the note off of his boner and read it. It said that whoever read this would have to go get the cups. He, of course finished up and came in her dead old mouth, and began his journey.

Instalment 2 coming soon...