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KAC LIMITED TIME OFFER

In association with

Charmin Ultra Soft™, Big Daddies Little Homies™,

and in partnership with

Wells Fargo™ and Grindr.com

Kool-Aid Channel is pleased to announce the launch of our

Upon abandonment, welfare-qualified applicants can receive a replacement* Father with deductibles as low as 2 packs of Newport cigarettes. Membership limited to one (1) per household. By joining the Extended Warranty Program you enter a contract** between us wherein you agree to keep it real and always be a chill ass gangsta packin dat dank ass double-ply quilted paper in yo back pocket and we agree that it ain't yo fault daddy left, you dindu nuffin he just a hater 4 real.



Terms & Conditions apply. Limited time offer. Valid in VA, WV, AR only. Rebate amount will be sent as EBT Visa™ Gift Card or prepaid bail-bondsman voucher.

*refurbished or "like new"
**entering ChosenOne also available in certain areas like the anus