The Holy Knights Order of Scotland

At bloody ease wee lads, lasses and demomen!




Let this battle hardened Demoman tell ye a story. I see a bloody mongrel shootin' away with his' gun, I see a watchful eye, I see a flash of steel and soon the dog was lying in a pool of 'is own blood! Who did this may ye ask? It be the work of the Knights of Scotland!

We fight for the sake of war, no more no less! The blood that we soak our blades in is more than a reason to fight! If ye cowardly boot shakin' dogs see us chargin' at ye arms blazin' ye might as well kill ye selves while ye we coat our blades with ye guts.

FEAR NOT THE WOUNDS, FEAR NOT THE OPPONENT, FEAR NOT DEATH. RELISH THE BATTLE FIELD! We are the Knights of Scotland! Look upon our works and despair ye mangy dogs!

- The Order's battle tactics


Ye main tactic in the vicious dog eat dog world out there is to lop off as many bloody heads as ye can! Bravery in the battlefield is the most admirable thing ye can do out there, although retreain’ not be the most honourable thin’ ye can do but understandable that ye need to restock on health and ammo before continuing the bloodbath!


-The Order’s armoury


Here be listed the many weapons that are issued to ye members of the order.


-The bottle: Aye, this be ye humble bottle. Enemies may laugh at ye chargin’ at them with this wee bottle but it’ll be you that won’t have an eye full of glass. Acceptable but we prefer ye to use the Eyelander.


-Sticky bomb launcher/Scottish resistance: This little device be the sticky bomb launcher, while we cannot condemn thee on using this weapon we generally be frownin’ upon the use of this weapon in areas that you are not in dire need or not be clearin’ out the area of sentry guns.


-The Grenade Launcher: This be the symbol and emblem of the Demo folk, may be used to weaken them dogs before engaging in a pleasant conversation (which usually ends in them heads being loped off.) May be used to cover ye tracks while ye retreat.


-Chargin’ Targe and Eyelander: The highly regarded symbol of this holy order, this shall be the primary weapon in which you shall fell enemy by enemy with. At all times while ye be killing unless it is in special circumstances (which be discretionary) you shall use this to smite those swines!


Now onwards fellow knights, smite them dogs down!


the KoS way (by Yackemflam[i45.tinypic.com]