Kickstart My Übercharge

Have you ever felt vastly superior to your peers? Scouts, Pyros, even Medics? Well fine sir, it seems you may have found your place after all these years of searching. Do you regularly find yourself saving the lives of countless dying men with a simple flick of your wrist and performing complex medical operations with your hefty bonesaw (despite the low survival rate)? If so, give me a call and I'll see what we can do about membership.

Yours Sincerely, Über Lopez