My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.

Q: Why don't you hear dead baby jokes very often?




A: Because they don't age well..........

Q: What sound does a baby make in the blender?





A: I don't know, I was too buisy masterbating

Q: How do you get a baby into a bowl?



A: Blender