MY HAMSTER CULT

What are we you ask?
Some say we worship hamsters, that they are our gods and we revere them to the absolote degree.
Others say that we sacrifice the hamsters, use them to push our own personal and poliotical agendas forward.
Ive even heard that we are just mere rodents, attempting to move from one day to the next in this bleak and grey life.
Well I will give you the answer now, we are not any of these rumors for we ARE the hamsters. WE will bring back salvation to this world, WE will bring happienss and joy, and WE will stop at nothing until our goal is achieved.
To join you just must answer this simple question: Are you ready for the honor of being a rodent? Click that join group button and see what we can do together.

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