Q: Who is John Yow?
A: John Yow is our great savior. He is also a massive drunk idiiot ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ head.

Q: Why should I join this group?
A: You shouldn't.

Q: Why was I invited to this group?
A: I'm trying to educate people as much as possible on how great John Yow is