Anti-Virus. Pro-Liberty. Mr. McAfee may be the only true man left on this flat earth. Yes...present tense. Mr. McAfee is still very much alive. We will prove this, we will find him and we will serve him, for we are McAlytes.

Fact: John McAfee created the McAfee anti-virus program that has protected our PCs for years.
Fact: Mr. McAfee did NOT kill a man in Belize in 2012.
Fact: Mr. McAfee is, despite the media's lies, decidedly not dead (read on for more info).
Fact: Peter Norton, creator of the glorified malware, Norton Anti-Virus, is, in fact, a ♥♥♥♥♥.

We are "The John McAfee Innocent Project". In 2020, Mr. McAfee was reported to have (allegedly!) died. We, the McAlytes among the ranks of [JMIP], might just gleefully suck down and swallow that specious load of fake news regarding Mr. McAfee's demise, if it weren't for just one little thing...

Only men die.

Mr. McAfee is no man, for what man among us can lay claim to the creation of a virtual tool that has protected the world from cyber warfare on the scale that said son of Clan McAfee has achieved? Not you. Nor I.

...but John can.

The pantywaist propaganda machine, however, continues to churn out fetid fabrications about his "death", just as they did about his "guilt". Simply because Mr. McAfee dared to live (and let's be honest...still lives) an adventurous life, that does not make him guilty of anything. Furthermore, just because someone resembling Mr. McAfee was found dead, hanging in the Spanish prison cell where Mr. McAfee was being detained, that does not make him "dead".

Now, sure, we few, proud, and bold McAlytes know all too well that our hero, Mr. McAfee, is fully capable of faking the taking his own life (hell, he's done it eight times before), but this time...this time, something's different.

We believe that Mr. McAfee...was kidnapped!

By whom? For what reason? Well, that is precisely what we aim to find out. Our mission is now two-fold, but we embrace the challenge.

Mission 1) Spread awareness of Mr. McAfee's innocence.
Mission 2) Spread awareness of Mr. McAfee's current "not dead" status.

(and the fact that he has probably definitely been kidnapped.)

Friends, Mr. McAfee is the living embodiment of a classically renowned archetype of Greek myth, that of gun-toting, libertarian, sea-faring, drug-smuggling, woman-dominating, romanticized masculinity, except he's no myth. He is, however, a legend. A living legend.

Help us bring the legend back.

-The Central Scrutinizer of [JMIP]

Join the cause! Become a McAlyte on the official JMIP Discord:
https://discord.gg/PgCA6rZm36

We have a podcast! In fact, that's sort of the main thing this is all even about.
Probably shouldn't have buried the lead. You can listen and subscribe to it here:
https://youtube.com/@mcafeepod?si=YjUOHu2nHktGvrQZ

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We Have A Podcast Now! Repeat. We Have A Podcast Now!

4 July, 2024 - ventcrawler | 0 Comments

And you can check out its first two episodes right now! Afterwards, make sure you subscribe to the channel in order to ensure that you get every new episode quicker than you can say "John McAfee did not kill a man in Belize."

THE PODCAST!

Keep fighting the good fight, McAlytes.

-The Central Scrutinizer

A Belated R.I.P & "Safe Journeys" To A (Decidedly Innocent) Libertarian Icon (This Post Is That, And Only That, And In No Way Anything Else That Is Secret)

18 June, 2022 - ventcrawler | 1 Comments

This announcement, if I were worth the title that befalls me by default as curator of this space, would have come LONG ago. Instead, unlike John McAfee, I am not a rarified breed of adventure, freedom, and stimulant-loving human but rather, merely a normal one. As such, I needed my human time to grieve. As I'm sure you are all well aware by now, I was not grieving my dear Aunty Beatrice. Nay, we all know the name of the man I mourned.

John David McAfee, sucker of the very marrow from the bone of life from the 18th of September, 1945 to the 23th of June, 2021. A leader in cyber-security and a pioneer in the field of forging one's own, rule-breaking path to happiness, slicing with brave abandon through the overgrowth of life, brandishing a dangerously rusty machete with cocaine residue encrusted upon it.

All plebeians, normies, philistines, and rubes have likely checked out from this post by now, brothers, with the assumption that it is but your typical obituary for a "problematic" man. Now that the naive nibblings of such mainstream-malleable mice have left the hen house, the rats may convene. Mr. McAfee has left us a feast of hen's eggs to crack open with our vermin tails, and much nebulous, smoky yolk of conspiracy to sift through. Yes, for you know as well as I (and any self-respecting supporter of the JMIP)....scroll down to access the material away from unwanted eyes.....

John McAfee is NOT dead!

Society as a whole, even those who once disavowed those amongst them who entertained even the most innocuous of "conspiracy theories", all agreed that one Jeffrey Epstein, a monster and a FOOL who I am loathe to even mention in this place of activism for a far better man, did not "hang himself" in his jail cell. It became a meme, was widely accepted as fact, but then brushed under the rug. Well, Mr. McAfee "died" the very same way. However, we own no rug here and there will be ZERO brushing of any sort.

And so, in his totally fake non-death, Mr. McAfee has, in a way, sent us a message of "I see you. Fight on.' Our mission before, to free Mr. AcAfee from his unjust Spanish prison, is not over. For while, in his devilishly ingenious rouse that he successfully pulled off, tricking the Spanish government of his death, he has indeed escaped captivity. Drink an extra drink tonight in victory, boys. We got him out, whether by our deeds or not. The goal, now, however, is to find out where he is now, and how we can help him. Though one might think it would "blow up his spot" as it were, I believe, thanks to certain communications I held with both Sadie and Caulifower, both Haitian sex workers very close to Mr. McAfee's internal operations, that it would also benefit society to spread the new truth.

Mr. AcAfee is alive, and may very well need our help.

And so, The John McAfee Innocence Project continues, even if only as a facade, a deceptive "R.I.P Shrine", with the same old mission statements and the same goals listed (as to resemble an out of date Steam Group, long left dead, in order to hide our true, new mission and the thriving, lively hotbed of activity that this group secretly really is. Continue logging hours in specific games as to speak in our secret code, brothers, and keep circulating the tapes.)

So, "Rest In Peace", Mr. McAfee (WINK!). We hereby hang up the towel of this group and will cease all underground support for you, seeing as how you are dead (WINK!).

-The Curator