{*shudder*} They came from the trees man!

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to harness the universe's ultimate power? Well then, sucks to be you, The Jeebler Elf Clan is that power and you can't join us! JEC is the most exclusive clan out there, in fact there are only 2 members in the clan. In JEC we appreciate the pairing of opposites. Envision the power attained when you combine Yin+Yang, Medic and Heavy, brains and balls, The Killers and 2d motocross games, Ninjas and Pirates, squirrel and miniature sniper rifle, Satan and Jesus, console gaming and pizza bites, or even...♥♥♥♥! i ran out ideas. Bottom line: JEC is the ♥♥♥♥.

Members:
jee.l jic
!!nomed a ma I
(what the ♥♥♥♥ do these names mean?!)