With your help, we can end the torment that balloonicorns go through.

Every day, thousands of Balloonicorns are killed, beaten, or worse, fall into the hands of "bronies" where unspeakable horrors are commited upon the small, helpless creatures.

The Balloonicorn is an alternate-dimensional creature, only visible within "Pyroland". These small creatures bounce and neigh, but are more closely related to the Tyrranus, rather than equines.

Today, we must save these small creatures from the clutches of those who would harm them.

A Balloonicorn's natural habitats are:

Crates
Backpacks
Trading Servers

Their young can sometimes be found in Ash piles.

With your help, we can save these creatures. Without you, we can do nothing but watch as they die.

We need to hoard them into their rightful place. A "Team Fortress Humane Society"