My dear, spectacular, fresh friends.

It is my solemn regret to inform you that we have a traitor in the Steam community, who goes by the code name Ink. As you allmay have noticed he has not only insulted me of my human features and characteristics (which are unfixable), but has also threatened to kill me. I was left with no other decisoin but to not only kick him out of the Inkling Empire, but to also Unfriend and block all communication with him as well.

I ask ofyou all now only to complete this task. If you see Ink with ANY association with you, destroy it. Unfriend him! Block him! Kick him out of any group you may be in, or force yourself to leave his group. I say this because if he is in a group, then that group is in HIS control. Get him out of our sight, and never let him see us EVER AGAIN!

Thank you for listening to this announcedment. Do anything to get Ink away from you.

Stay Fresh,

Peace