Once a upon a time, there lived boy names... *Thinking fast false name* Elven!... He was very young. Only 16 years old. Problem is, he is huge fanatic of animes. One night he was watching anime again and discovered one terrible thing. This was omg thing. He was out of tea. He had tea bags, but not hot water. He started crying and hided himself to cabin. Even his brother couldn’t help him. He couldn’t go downstairs also, because there lived monsters who wanted to eat Elven at night. But he found a way, how to fix this omg situation. He got huge coffee cup and filled it with water. Then he putted it on the cooker and waited until it started boiling. He was seriously glad. He finally found way, how to make tea, without revealing, that he actually is still awake and he isn’t sleeping. He putted hot water on the tea glass, what he used in last tea and putted new tea bag in and then this happened.

ZOMG! (Zombie ou mai gaad. Imagine person as zombie and saying: Ou mai gaad (Oh my god)? This is worse then omg).

No sugar. How can I eat this kind of tea without sugar? It is just too liter. I started... I mean Elven started crying and rushed to cabin. Even his Onii-chan left him alone. I am alone in this world. This must be NHK fault? Oh. Wasn’t NHK meaning normal hentai killer... No. It wasn’t killer. Oh... It was Normal hentai Karate! I have never seen hentai style karate. Omg, sexy girls karate. Omg... I forgot. I need to stay on the topic! Yea, it was terrible. NHK was laughing at me. I thought I found solution, but no. Tea is liter and I hate liter tea. I needed sugar, but sugar is downstairs and it is impossible to get sugar from downstairs? What should I do onii-chan? Should I do suicide? Or I should just decide to go to sleep?

Sleep huh? Maybe I really should go to sleep? I am probably tired. Tea contains caffeine, maybe this is reason of wanting tea? Or is it just test for me? Reminder, that I should have tea stuff ready upstairs. They’re going to be again emergency and then I can use that tea set. NHK won’t ever defeat me then. But today was failure. REAL FAILURE! I can't live with this face anymore. Everyone is probably laughing at me. Not having sugar upstairs? What kind of person it is?

Oh, i remember that anime 'welcome to the NHK'. It was awesome. Maybe this is that NHK who is attacking me? Impossible. Anime organizations can't attack me. It must be other NHK. Oh. Was it normal? I think it was Natural hentai karate? Damn, whatever this organization name it is, they are evil. They had plan for every kind of situation. I am probably targeted long time and I have finally fallen into their trap. Yea. I didn't have sugar. How is this possible? Well, Elven thought that, not me, seriously!!!

Elven was so sad and scared that he took clothing and hide behind them in the cabin. What should I, I mean Elven, do? He thought it carefully. Then he understood. I don’t have any other choice? Do i really have to do the worse? Yea, it seems so...

I go to sleep then. Good night. Good be with you, if some Natural hentai karate girls attack you! You will be get nosebleed.