HUMAN REBELLION

Hey you! Yeah, you stinky monkeys! I am the Gene Worm, the bioweapon of Race X. If you have beaten this "video game" called "Opposing Force", then you should know that this stupid little guy called "Adrian" killed me. How am I still alive? Why do you disgusting monsters care!? This "Adrian Shephard" shot me in my eyeballs MULTIPLE times! Oh, then he shot rockets into my stomach! I now need to take my revenge! And my plan is to manipulate you humans to rebel against your own kind, and destroy them all! As for the ones who do join my rebellion? We will turn them into Shock Troopers with our high-tech machines! Come, join my rebellion! What? Oh, you're big babies and don't want to become Shock Troopers? Come on! Sure, they're evil, like me but they are cool, they can use machines and electric bugs as a weapon, as well as throwing acidic balls from their mouth! Who wouldn't want to be that!?

I only learned your language called "English". Why do you things have so many languages? Us of Race X only have one current language, and one dead language! And it took me ten gloopygoos (you guys call them "weeks") to learn it, because you guys have such a big vocabulary!

So, are you convinced to join this rebellion? Or do I have to have another ten paragraph long speech to get you guys to join!

P.S. Happy Halloween/ Hallow's Eve (almost) 2014!

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