I don't always herp, but when I herp, I derp.

And heres the script:

Bird hunting for dummies

Mason:
Hello people, today we're going to go bird hunting...

*Step one*
Johnny:
First off, we have to find a bird
*turns around*
Johnny:
Ok guys, theres one, we have to be VERY quiet
*everyone lets hell rip on a pigeon*
Johnny:
Ok, I think its dead.

*Step 2*
Toemass:
What you have to do, is make sure it IS dead.
*camera turns to see bird on a wall with blood, bullet marks, and scorch marks on it*
Toemass:
I saw it twitch guys!
*everyone lets hell rip on the bird*

*Step 3*
Easter:
Now that we KNOW its dead, we have to cook it, and eat it.
*ignites the entire kitchen*
Easter:
There we go... DINNERS READY, GUYS!

*Tips from the pros*
Easter:
How do you hunt for birds?
Mason:
The trick to hunt birds, guys, is to BE the bird
*turns into a bird, and gets killed by toemass' rocket launcher*
Toemass:
Wait, was he friendly?
*camera moves up and down*
Toemass:
Whoops... Hey, guys! I have a better idea than bird hunting, lets go to the dairy!
Everyone:
Yeah! Great idea! Lets go!
*everyone runs off, screen fades to black*