Join or Die. Please.

This is the cult to me, currently known as VON_BLUCHER, future leader of the human race (or more). There are only a few simple, non-intrusive, rules.

1. You must pledge your allegiance and soul to my cause.

2. You must be willing to die for me at any moment I request, even for stupid reasons.

3. You must like the Offspring Album Smash more than any other.

4. You must admit that I, VON_BLUCHER, am better at strategy games than anyone else.

5. Please don't bring peanuts or any other nuts some people are allergic to it. I know it's stupid but hey, people whined to me about it.

If anyone joined to this cause breaks a rule they get quiet corner for 5 years. Join or die plz.