grandpa is a national hero

grandpa would make me get up in the morning at 10 o'clock at night, half an hour before i went to bed, eat a lump of cold poison, work 29 hours a day down mill (and pay mill owner for permission to come to work), and when i got home grandpa would kill me and dance about on my grave singing hallelujah

grandpa stole all the food from my fridge and no one will believe me