“Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy Goygan in vain.”

We are undenominational and have no central headquarters or president. The head of the popflash is none other than Angelo Goygan (Ephesians 1:22-23).

Each congregation of the popflashes of Goygan is autonomous, and it is the Word of Goygan that unites us into One Faith (Ephesians 4:3-6). We follow the teachings of Angelo Goygan and his holy Doritos, and not the teachings of man. We are Goyganists only!

Chapters of Flick; Page 22: "Thy weapon of choice was the awp, a finely crafted tool of destruction only used by the handiest of travelers. It was nothing new for the Goygan, a single flick would decimate any enemy. Any distance, Any size, Any HP, the awp flick from proto had no limits to its power"