We are the Swole Gods of Brolympus; feel our lifts; hear our groans.

A collection of the works of the Swole Gods from the holy land of abshard, to spread the swolosophy of Brodinism. A disciple of Brodin shall always adhere to and practice the holy tri-cepts of the Swole, also known as The Swoley Trinity:

Swole of Body
Swole of Spirit
Swole of Mind
Brodin gifts us with the Swole of the Body when we worship him at the Iron Temples and present penance of the plates. But he only gifts the Swole to those that believe in the Swole. It is thus necessary to maintain the Swole of the Spirit; the constant and unwavering desire to improve ourselves in the eyes of Brodin.

However, the Swole of the Body and the swole of Spirit may lead us to become corrupted and fall from the grace of Brodin. Bellyal desires for us to abuse Brodin's gifts and become muscle-bound idiots, uneducated heathens that lose sight of the essence of the Swole. It is necessary to practice the Swole of the Mind to prevent ourselves from falling from the grace of Brodin by succumbing to the plague of corrupted Swole and becoming a member of Bellyal's Mindless Swole.

It is believed that the transcendence into Swolehalla occurs at approximately 6% body fat and 23½ swoles/second.

Go forth my brethren and may Brodin bless you in your journey to ultimate Swole.