It's good to be a Gnome.

Welcome, sir or madam, to the Gnome Embassy.

You were brought here either by the summons of a fellow gnome, or by your well-founded curiosity to study the great Gnome Empire. Flights are departing at regular intervals at times that cannot be disclosed on a welcome letter. Whilst on this flight, you may sample gnomish cuisine, read gnomish literature, or listen to gnomish music. One may wish, on one's tour of the Gnome Empire, to become accustomed to the vernacular and customs of the Gnomish people, who are varied and diverse. A customs/slang packet has been included with every seat on every flight for the Gnome Empire. Please, enjoy your stay.

For those who are interested, a study was recently conducted in the province of Ryhan, and the results can be found at the link below, or to the right of this message.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1xMW57PnhO6GCV1nGMf3nkr-9s-09z13enXPmzTAXSCM/edit

Study of Gnomes[docs.google.com]

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Random new Player of the Week.

12 August, 2012 - Dylithian | 0 Comments

I decided to make Invisible our player of the week.

I would write a long paragraph here about how awesome he is, but I think I can summarize it faster.

Bottom line, he's hilarious.

Anyway, if you wanna know more about this awesome guy, send him a message.

Enjoy your day, Gnomes.
-- Aerilin out.

Ranks and Clan Tags!

26 September, 2011 - Dylithian | 0 Comments

Hello again, Gnomes!
Yes, I do realize that I haven't done the player of the Week for a while, but just hold on in there, okay? Okay...

Now, on to the news! I have just come to the decision that, if you desire to show your pride in being a gnome, you can use clan tags!

However, there are some ground rules for the clan tags

1. It must have {GNMA} in it, somewhere. You can decide where
2. You must have your rank before your name. Bear in mind you don't have to do the clan tags if you don't want to.
3. Your rank is subject to change by myself. I will send you a message over Steam notifying you of your promotion.

The ranks are as follows:
Leader (Me) = King
Officers = General
Pre-Officers (Highly regarded members) = Admiral
Respected Members = Captain
Normal members (If I haven't told you otherwise) = Sergeant

And, just for a little fun, we will refer to non-gnomes as inferiors.

Have a great day, Gnomes
- King Aerilin

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Dr. Tormindbind Mickmildididind 17 Jan, 2016 @ 7:58pm

Now, to resume my reign of terror. Nobody suspects a thing.

Dylithian

15 Sep, 2013 @ 8:57am

They are indeed delicious.

CDog 14 Sep, 2013 @ 1:08am

I must asay something! um.... POTATOES!

Dr. Tormindbind Mickmildididind 26 Aug, 2013 @ 11:29am

Somebody. Speak. Now www.

Dr. Tormindbind Mickmildididind 26 Jun, 2012 @ 8:24am

I hope they vomit septims...because I'm going to whirlwind sprint straight to Sovngarde. Gotta have some spending dosh while on vacation. I might try out some of the local cuisine. Mmmmm, mammoth snout.