Welcome to Eddie Gluskin's Bar

Alright, let me explain what the group is about. Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got. Taking a break from all your worries, sure would help a lot.
Wouldn't you like to get away? All those night when you've got no lights, the check is in the mail. And your little angel hung the cat up by it's tail.
And your third fiancee didn't show.

Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name! And they're always glad you came! You wanna be where you can see our troubles are all the same! You wanna be where everybody knows your name.

Roll out of bed, Mr. Coffee's dead, the morning's looking bright. And your shrink ran off to Europe and didn't even write. And your husband wants to be a girl.

Be glad, there's one place in the world, Where everybody knows your name!!! And they're always glad you came! You want to go where people know, people are all the same! You want to go where everybody knows your name

Where everybody knows your name! And they're always glad you came!
Where everybody knows your name! And they're always glad you came!
Where everybody knows your name! And they're always glad you came!