WE DOMINATE BECAUSE WE CARE.

What is this event you ask?
Well it's that time again where Summer rolls around and the sun feels the need to cook us like delicious pigs. So for the remaining days of Spring, all of Summer and hotter parts of Autumn we will dedicate our time to going outside and assaulting the sun in the hope that it becomes intimidated and backs away from our planet!

Here are some handy suggestions:
Hurl bricks and rocks.
Wave a stick threateningly in the air.
Discharge firearms in the sun's direction
Ban the sun. (Australia only)
Construct colossal sun blocking machines.

If we all work together we can finally ah ♥♥♥♥ it it's too hot.