“Muh Savini exclusive shouldnt get into hands of people that didnt support the game before launch hurdur”
*immediately releases him as a free addition to all physical releases currently STILL PURCHASABLE in stores*

“Muh medium bloody skins are gonna appear in three versions but literally noone can get the medium skin on pc cause it didnt have a physical release on there and the other two bloody skins look like “jason acidentally cut his finger skin” and “jason took a bath in ketchup” skin”

“Muh poor console players are getting annoyed by buying a game from a failing development team so we shall halt all further updates from EVERYONE for four months till we figure out how to solve host migration (also known as the issue that wasnt hard to solve even for ♥♥♥♥♥♥ call of duty after 9000 games in a row)”