Not gud enough? Let us help you.

If you suck at pvp in any game, we will provide advice and a set of rules to follow and master, tailored to your specific problem. Our expertise lies in RPGs, but other genres also apply. MOBA and battle royale ♥♥♥♥ will be disregarded and ignored, due to their plebian status. But remember, we provide your building blocks, but you will need to do the building yourself, because we are not you.

Standard rates may apply depending on your country.