The number 1 threat to America.

Through the ages retardation has been a huge problem. Whereas most societies put their retarded babies in a sack filled with bricks to dispose of in the nearest river, the civilized West tries to integrate the less-abled. This has turned into a problem with the greatest form of retardation, Gingervitis.

Ginger hair serves as a warning to everyone that the person inflicted with it should not be trusted, and anyone with it should be avoided at all costs.

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