Bullets cannot stop killers, but 2 AA batteries will do the job.

Flashlights are the only true way of life. We will not stop until the killers have cataracts.


This is my flashlight. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My flashlight is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my flashlight is useless. Without my flashlight, I am useless. I must shine my flashlight true. I must blind faster than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must blind him before he hooks me. I will…
My flashlight and I know that what counts in trials are not the generators we fix, the doors we open, nor the hatches we find. We know that it is the blinds that count. We will blind…
My flashlight is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its bulbs and its lenses. I will keep my flashlight clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will…
Before the Entity, I swear this creed. My flashlight and I are the defenders of my team. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my trial.
So be it, until victory is the survivor's and there is no enemy, but DC's!