fraggin over 40

you're the kid that never grew up, grew out or got "real"...

your reactions aren't what they used to be, but you still mix it with the young smartarses in multiplayer fps [yeah it hurts, we know the pain oh too well]...

but let's face it, sometimes you feel like a fat old ♥♥♥♥ in a world of youth and vigour- you long for the sound of a fellow jaded, shattered-dreamed, where did these few extra [cough] pounds come from voice, and someone to say "i know brother/sister, i know. i used to get the crosshair to the head region in less than 2 seconds myself. it's OK <3 "

you're a geriatric gamer and this group is for you. come in, have a cuppa get in your most comfy pj's [emphasis on the pee] and do a diabolical sudoku or go 5-25 in a 16-9 comp win...