+-rep love this group but could use a little more head

The exact moment I knew I was gay is when I first started watching SpongeBob. I didn't know what it was about him that made me want him so badly, but every time an episode came on my ♥♥♥♥ became rock solid. I knew I wanted to do more than merely watch this sponge. I wanted to ♥♥♥♥ his tight little juicy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. For years, I dreamed of pounding him from behind and filling him with my ♥♥♥ and watching it drip out of his pores. However, no matter how many times I choked my chicken to the mere thought of him, my lust for this sexy succulent sea sponge could not be satisfied. I tried everything, body pillows, dolls, even hiring a prostitute to dress up in a SpongeBob costume and suck my ♥♥♥♥. Nothing was good enough. So, I made it my number one goal to create a hyper-realistic SpongeBob sex doll. No longer will those who also have a unquenchable thirst for SquarePants have to dream of releasing their sticky seed inside of his anal cavity.

Your're gay. This is coming from SwagBoyMinecrafter76, the worlds greatest and most intellectual commenter online. And you know what's worse? Last night after the Teletubbies marathon I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your mom AND she died. I'm here to ♥♥♥♥ you up fagboy, and there's nothing you can say about it. I'm smarter than you because I said so. I don't even try, I don't study for anything, I'm A GENIUS. My frontal lobe isn't even fully developed yet but I can use big synonyms for normal words and I can type over 100 words per minute. That's right, I've typed the word gay so many times that my fingers just fly through the sweaty Cheeto-encrusted keys. Not only are you an idiot but I'm a GENIUS and when I'm older I think I'll be the next Albert Einstein, maybe I'll get a Master's Degree in quantum physics too. Oh and my ♥♥♥♥ is a lot bigger than yours, we're talking nine inches, FLACCID.

+rep i have big gay

-rep, im gay