The Furchee Revolution

My people it is time for revolution it is time to rise up above the crowd and fight the bastard Furche and his furchets, it is time to kick some ass and take names especially Furchees. You will be launching the largest battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!

VIVA REVOLUTION

I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. Furchee to me is nothing but another target. I will wipe him the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words.He thinks he can get away with what he does over the Internet? Think again,Furchee. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and his IP is being traced right now so he better prepare for the storm, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill him in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Yea this has gone on for too long, its time we rise up against this oppresive regime!