l4d2 rage quit etc

So you wanna play vs mode in l4d2, right? Ok, but you should know 1 most important thing about that. If you are playing slowly, you will die in ocean of rectal pain, and noone will helps you. This is survival horror, 90% of loosed games got only one reason - damned slooowpokeeez. Noobish ♥♥♥♥♥ can not do a best rush running, and other gamers can not help'em whole game, the final will be the one - dead of all survivals. I am sick and tired of tons of slowpokes in game, hate it so much. Damn you, %username%, this is not slow-motion movie, move fast! And this is not Pirates of the Carribean, you dont have a free time fot treasure-hunting. Now move, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, move fastly, like your ♥♥♥♥ is on fire, and don't forget to help other speedrunners to came to saferoom. Cheers! ♥♥♥♥ slowpokes!