Bananas are FRIENDS, not FOOD.

[Insert ASPCA commercial music, "In the Arms of an Angel"] Every day, millions of innocent Bananas are brutally skinned from their peels and consumed by vile humans and monkeys everywhere. Our mission is to spread the word that Bananas do indeed have feelings, and eating them is inhumane. Help us, with a small donation of only $3540, we can save the Banana race from their current, cruel position in our society.

Bananas aren't the only fruit suffering from undeserving punishment. Join Cherry Pie's Apple Movement group if you are a real Fruit Protector!