FREE MY DOOD LIONZ, HE AIN'T EVEN DO NUFFIN

My friends, a tragedy of unspeakable proportions has befallen one of our own. Recently, Lion, a beloved regular of the infamous Skial servers, was banned, simply for proclaiming his love towards an admin of the aforementioned servers. That admin, my brethren, would happen to be Zebra. Now, i do not wish to belittle him, as he is a well liked admin, and also an extraordinary sniper, one that would put the most seasoned U.S. NAVY SEAL to shame. Alas, you may be wondering, "OMGAWD IF LIONZ IS SOOOO LOVED DEN ZEBRA, Y U BAN HIM????". Zebra was simply playing the game, and did not reciprocate to Lions obvious signs of interest, which is understandable. Zebra may have felt threatened, and contrary to what would happen in the wild, it was not the Zebra that became the hunted, it was the Lion. A proposterous, pointless, purposeless, purportless act of justice you may say. Where is the mercy, you may say. But please, my friends, no one is at fault for this doleful happening. We must wait, for our beloved Lion to return to his rightful throne, with us all, as friends, as family, as one, no matter if you are human, alien, or Zebra.
-Dorian.