Because there is a life after bedtime

Ask yourself the following:

Is your free-time precious to you?
Are you tired of gaming with whiny, pre-pubescent she-tards?
Do you wake every night at the same time, haunted by nightmarish visions of an aroused monkey in a pair of tight Speedos?

The last one we can't do anything about (that is after all what therapy is for) but the first two we can damn well fix!

Welcome to Fragged-Up Parenting where the horrors of your screeching offspring seem so very, far away.