WELCOME TO DIE!

This army is the creation of Mister Fluffles who would like to announce his love for chocolate cookies. Not chocolate chip though, I mean like the chocolate cookies with large chunks of chocolate in them. Chocolate chips are for losers. Not tortilla chips though, those are really good. Especially good with guacamole. And salsa, but only certain kinds of salsa. Not that liquidy, drippy salsa. Real men eat real chips with real dip. Real men join my group and eat tortilla chips with good salsa and/or guac.